THE BOO - BOO BANDIT (BBB)

A couple of weeks ago I woke up to a surprising yet unrealsitic feteurrete added to me porch. Their was a giant pile of "Poop" or "Crap" as you will, displaced on the corner of my porch. It was giant and very flat but at the same time LUMPY.
in preperation for another visit by the Boo Boo Bandit I purchased the finest security system money can buy. A M4 carbine Tactical AirSoft gun from the Sportsauthority.com. No one not even a Hobo Diareha enducing crackhead can take the pain of a well placed shot to the genitals (Male or Female).

If you live in Chicago, lock your gates!!!

Homeowners beware....The BooBoo Bandit is here!!!

No, I am not the BooBoo Bandit, I think that that would just be his callin card.

HALO 3 - OMG (YES OMG)

THE STORY OF THE STUPID FAMILY

There once was a stupid family who llived in the U.S Military Bomb Testing Base. There was Booby, the Dad, Danille, the mom, Jimmy, the oldest son, and Timmy, the Youngest son. Due to living in a Nuclear testing area the Fmaily was extremely deformed, mentally and physically. THey were UGLY as "SAM HILL" (DONT KNOW EITHER)and they were probably tthe stupidest people in the WORLD, yes, stupider than the Hobo who lives in the Garbage cans behind your house. THses people are so dumb that tyhey poop on their porch and have no IQ number.

GHOST RECON ADVANCED WARFIGHTER 2

NCAA Football 08 - Xbox 360

VERY GOOD GAME IM BUYIN IT FIRST!!!

REFUGEs and their PETS ( and How a certain woman enslaved the Human Race)

There was an old lady named Ms. Eskimo. Her husband died while ice fishing in the Northern atlantic trenches of the Alaskan ice covered sea. One day Ms. Eskimo decided to go to her husbands burial tomb with her three sons and two girls. The ice tomb was of course covered in ice so they decided to melt the ice off of the tomb and all six of them were burned in the process.

Because of this the Townspeople ( consisting of the town prostititue) decided to try to bury and use the ashes of the deceaed family members (the recently six that died) and become a national hero. What she didn't know was that the family was not human. They were PETS (PATROLING ELECTRONIC TERRAINIAN SCOUTS) for an extremely civilized race of ALIENS called the REFURGEs. The REFUGEs saw what the prostitute was doing, thinking tat she had killed their PETS and launched and invasive alien ARMADA on the Human Race making Huan THEIR SLAVES!!